Used Car Salesmen of The Internet
On occasion, I need to depart from my thoughts on Local Store Marketing and restaurants. Now is such a time…
Most everyone is familiar with the stereotypical used car salesman. The guy who would swindle his mother into buying a car that leaked oil. It’s refreshing to learn that the spirit of those used car salesmen is still alive in cyberspace.
Tonight, I just received a text based email which flew under the radar of my junk filter. The subject line read: ” Top Net Inc”, which is not bad, because it doesn’t mention purchasing gold before its too late, or a new male enhancement drug, or anything like that.
So I view the email and find out that this guy is a millionaire who has a burning desire to reveal all his trade secrets to ME! And the best part is – it’s FREE!!!
BUT- alas, if I don’t move with lightning speed- the opportunity of a lifetime will pass me by like two ships in the night. Never to return. (Unless I save the email and open it again tomorrow).
Here are some direct quotes out of the email and you will notice I left “Shawn Casey’s” name intact. My fear of reprisal is small, mainly because I don’t believe the author of this is named Shawn Casey…
“Okay, let me catch my breathe while I type this because you’re not going to believe this…First off, thank you so much for taking a minute to read this, my name is Shawn Casey, and I’m a millionaire that was dared to do something insane tonight and tomorrow morning, and if you’re interested in knowing what it is then read below, but you’ll need to hurry because you may only have a few minutes to take advantage of this…”
Wow.
It continues…
As part of an insane marketing test, I’m giving away an in-depth Internet “Business-In-A-Box” to 250 people today. I should be selling this for $497, but…I’m flat out giving it away. Your cost is zero… zip… zilch!
Press here before you become the 251st person:
Shawn, can you insult my intelligence anymore?? And it concludes…
Press here to Grab it quick – right now – before I change my mind…
(Darn, I hit the delete key, I hope he didn’t change his mind.)
In all seriousness, I’m a firm believer that a successful business creates a transaction that results in three wins…
Your Client Wins,
You Win and
Society Wins.
The word is value.
